Let’s Talk About Poop for All the World to Hear

WARNING: The following post is definitely TMI.  But you know me, I have no filter.  And I thought this was hilarious.

Setting: In a hotel room early in the morning.  The door is wide open to the outside hallway.  Carrie is concerned about the morning’s digestive problems, and she and Zach are speaking at a normal conversational volume.

Zach: Don’t worry, I had some diarrhea this morning too.

Carrie:  Really?  What did we eat?

Zach:  Remember lunch yesterday, when we said, ‘We probably shouldn’t eat these raw vegetables…’ and then ate them anyway?

Carrie:  Oh yeah.  ‘Cause we always eat everything.

Zach:  It’s just some small diarrhea.  It’ll be over soon.

Suddenly, a random white guy walks out of the bathroom next door and gives the two a weird look.  He surely understands English and surely overheard the whole conversation.

FACEPALM.

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