The Last Stop – San Salvador

San Salvador was just…meh.  Supposedly it has the best nightlife in Central America but we didn’t really have time or energy to explore that.  The city is sprawling, noisy, crowded, polluted, and dirty.  We wanted to see more historical sights but everything is so spread out and we were just kind of tired and focused on making it to our flight in one piece.  So we wandered around the centro for a few hours and didn’t do much else.

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The cathedral
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Iglesia El Rosario

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I know we missed a lot in San Salvador, but it wasn’t one of our favorite cities, and honestly, we were pretty burned out.  Luckily we made it to the airport and we’re now at home sleeping for about a week to recover from all our 8 months of adventures!  Thanks for following along everyone!

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The Creeptastic Auto Hotel

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Note: This is NOT a hostel review, it’s merely a story about an auto hotel that some of you will probably find hilarious and some of you will probably find disgusting (those of you who need to relax). 

So it’s 6:45pm and we’ve just pulled into the bus terminal in Sonsonate (nicknamed “Cincinnati”).  It’s been a long, hard day of tons of different buses from Panajachel, Guatemala and the border crossing.  Finally, we’re only an hour away from our destination San Salvador, and the free hotel that awaits us there.  We can make it!

Except…no.  Very unexpectedly, we are told that the last bus to San Salvador left 15 minutes ago.  What?  Usually buses run frequently until at least 10pm, especially for such a short trip.  But everyone confirms that there are no more buses ’til morning.  After checking the price for a taxi all the way to the capital, we give up and decide to just stay in Sonsonate for the night.  We ask the taxi driver if he knows of a “hostal muy economico” and he says yes, he can take us to one that only costs $10 per night.

Off we go, strangely, away from town.  Soon we pull up to the Auto Hotel Canada, a large complex that looks like a casino from the outside.  Once inside the front gate though, the taxi driver pulls right into one of many adjacent open garages.  “What is this?  Where is reception?” I was thinking, my sketch radar on high alert and my eyes checking to make sure the garage door was not going down.  Sensing that we were confused, the taxi driver told us to open the door inside the garage and pay through some “Spanish Spanish” that I didn’t get.  “Oh, AUTO HOTEL,” I thought, “It must mean you pay through an automatic machine or something!”  Not quite, it turned out, but we figured out what was going on eventually.

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Nasty garage
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See the brown box on the left wall?

You open up the box and it connects to a staff member across the wall.  You communicate and pass things between each other without ever seeing each other!  We put our $10 in the box, someone took it, and then gave us towels, change, and two free orange juices in return.  Finally we grasped what was going on…this is totally just a sex hotel!!!!!!!!!  Complete anonymity: you pull into a garage, put the door down, enter your room, pay and conduct all your business withoutever being seen.  What a genius yet quite terrifying concept…perfect place to have an affair, meet a hooker, or kill someone, you know?  Realizing where we were, we were definitely super creeped out at first.  We’d seen “Auto Hotels” everywhere, but never stayed in one or realized what they were.  But there was nothing we could do about the situation, and it was cheap and seemed clean enough, so we just had to laugh about the hilariousness of this place.

Other features of the “Auto Hotel”:

The price was $10 but for only 12 hours exactly.  We got there at 7pm and were told (through the box) that we had until 7am.  Okay, I guess we’ll get up early!  Guess they gotta wash the sheets and get ready for the day shift!

Huge mirror on the wall

TV with only one “special interest” channel

Lock on the toilet paper

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The bottom sign says: “Esteemed Guest: Pick up the phone to ask for your frequent client card.” Ha!!!!!

Apparently auto hotels are an institution around Central America, and we can see why.  The culture is very socially conservative, very Catholic, and most young people live at home until they marry.  Also, prostitution is legal.  Places like this are the only place to go for some people seeking to engage in certain activities.  I’m not passing judgement one way or the other; I just thought staying in an auto hotel was a very interesting (and funny) cultural experience.

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Hotel Tazumal House in San Salvador, El Salvador

Hotel Tazumal House

Hotel Tazumal House is a professional and cozy place to stay in the safe and quieter neighborhood of Boulevard de los Héroes in San Salvador, El Salvador.  The hotel is spotless with soft white sheets and pillow-top beds.  The rooms are also equipped with air-conditioning, WiFi internet, TV with cable, hot water, and personal mini-fridges.

Hotel Tazumal House

The staff at Hotel Tazuamal House are ready to help, with large detailed maps of the city and lots of information on local tours and activities.  Included in the price is a choice of several breakfast options ranging from delicious pancakes to a local “desayuno tipico.”

Hotel Tazumal House

Hotel Tazumal House is a great choice if you’re looking for a place to retreat from the noise and crowds of the capital city.  Only a bus ride away from the center, the hotel is a tranquil and comfortable option!

Services:

Mini-fridge

Included breakfast

Free drinking water

A/C

WiFi

TV with cable

Hot water

Computers with internet

Car rental available

Maps and tour information

Address: 35 Av Norte #3, Reparto Santa Fe, San Salvador

Phone: +503 2235-2506

Website:  www.hoteltazumalhouse.com

Email:  info@hoteltazumalhouse.com

Prices:

Single: $33

Double: $43

Triple: $53

This post was sponsored by Hotel Tazumal House.

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Surfing El Salvador – Waves Too Big For Us!

Surfing El Salvador - Waves Too Big For Us!

From San Salvador, Bus 102 makes frequent trips to La Libertad, the center of surfers’ paradise in El Salvador.  West of La Libertad is La Costa del Balsamo, a string of small beaches, lots of them sporting world-class surf breaks.  We wanted to catch a few waves in El Zonte which was listed as better for beginners, but unfortunately the waves were huge and only a few very talented guys were out in the water.  Surfing El Salvador seemed like it wasn’t going to happen this round.

Surfing El Salvador - Waves Too Big For Us!

Even though we didn’t surf, we spent a couple nice days enjoying the chill life in a beach town that contains only a couple hostels and a few small restaurants.  We took a walk along the road to find a high point for some pictures.  El Salvador has some amazing flowering trees that pop up in our pictures sometimes.

Surfing El Salvador - Waves Too Big For Us!

We cannot wait to come back to these places once we have a little more experience riding the waves.  The people we saw out there were getting so much speed on some amazing rides.  WE WILL RETURN!!!

Surfing El Salvador - Waves Too Big For Us!

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